who the hell is mike?

well its march 12th and finally a pretty nice day weather wise out there.just think if people were as nice as the weather the world would probably be a much better place.are they some deep words of wisdom or what?well todays show went ok dispite the fact that i was kind of wet for most of the morning. by the way i do got to see a doctor about that problem.trixy and myself went head to head to see which one of us was smarter than a 5th grader and due to some technical problems that we were having in the studio i was not able to answer the questions to the best of my ability so the trixster pulled out the win and for that i must tip my hat to the blonde one.i dont know whats happening on the tuesday edition of the 5 o'clock somewhere show but im sure the poohba himself will have a full morning of mayhem planned.and before i forget as you know by now march madness begins this week and i for one have had enough madness to deal with lately and im not talking march madness im talking m madness.well like they say no matter what the sun will still come up in the morning.who are they and why do they say that???? that?? now i am really confused.