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Getting a bargain is much easier when the economy's tough. "Everything is negotiable," says Susan Spencer of All You magazine. "In this economy, it's definitely a buyer's market." Some of Spencer's tips for bargain hunters:

1. Small boutiques: If you're buying a few pieces, ask the manager if they can give you a discount. Tell them how much you like the store and that you'll spread the word.

2. Cell phone company: Negotiate your contract just before it's up. Tell them you're going to start looking for better deals and ask what they can offer you to stay.

3. Department stores: For big-ticket items like TVs, dishwashers or furniture, talk to a manager. Ask if they can give you a better price. You might also get discounts on damaged or floor models.

4. Health clubs: You might not get a lower monthly rate, but you can ask for other things, like discounted personal training sessions or coupons for other services.

5. Hotels: Low rates and free upgrades are regular offers these days. Ask for an upgrade when you're at the check-in desk -- if the hotel has room, you'll probabl

ON THE TUBE: Wednesday(Posted 3:00 AM, 9/23/2009)

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RC