TGIF!!!!!!!!!!! 9/25

TODAY'S BRAIN DRAIN!

AMERICANS WILL SPEND OVER 38 BILLION DOLLARS ON THIS BY YEARS END.

-OVER DRAFT FEES (NO WINNER)

THINGS MEN GET AWAY WITH

Check out this list from Askmen.com about what men can get away with -- but women simply can't ...

• Wearing drab, unexciting underwear
• Wearing the same clothing from one season to the next
• Farting and burping in public
• Gaining weight
• Aging
• Letting their hair go gray
• Sweating
• Gorging
• Not shaving below the neck
• Peeing anytime, anywhere

THINGS TO TEACH YOUR SONS ABOUT WOMEN

Here are some things to teach your sons about women:

1. Walk on the outside -- closer to the street -- of your female companion.
2. Saying, "You're being crazy" is never an appropriate response. It will only get you into trouble.
3. Keep backup supplies of quality chocolate in the house for her to raid.
4. Be on time, even if she usually isn't.
5. It's OK to cry in front of her, but keep the blubbering to a minimum.
6. You will never completely understand women.

ON THE TUBE: Fri - Sun(Posted 3:00 AM, 9/25/2009)

Friday Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Jude Law (Rage) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Patricia Arquette (Medium) The View (ABC) -- Hugh Jackman (A Steady Rain) Jay Leno (NBC) -- Hugh Laurie (House) David Letterman (CBS) -- Bruce Willis (Surrogates) Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Teri Hatcher (Desperate Housewives) Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Basketball superstar LeBron James Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Ted Danson (Damages) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife) C-B-S launches new seasons of Ghost Whisperer and Medium. Law and Order returns for its umpteenth season on N-B-C. The C-W brings back Smallville for another go-round. Saturday A new season of Saturday Night Live gets under way with host Megan Fox and musical guests U-2. Sunday The Simpsons and Family Guy bring the funny back to FOX. C-B-S opens up a new Amazing Race. Desperate Housewives returns to Wisteria Lane for a new season. Dexter's bloody good new season gets rolling on Showtime.

UPCOMING MOVIES(Posted 3:00 AM, 9/21/2009)

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH FAME (music drama remake) Kherington Payne, Anna Maria Perez de Tagle, Kelsey Grammer, Megan Mullally, Debbie Allen. Students struggle at a performing-arts school in a reinvention of the 1980 hit film. PANDORUM (sci-fi horror) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet, Norman Reedus, Cung Le. Astronauts awake from a deep-space mission to find they've been boarded by murderous warriors. SURROGATES (sci-fi) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike. In the future, people live in isolation and interact with robotic surrogates.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
RC