WEDNSDAY 3/3

Courtney is out sick today! Hopefully she's back Thursday.....

Todays Brain Drain Question:


THE AVERAGE WOMAN DOES THIS 3 TIMES A WEEK, WHAT?


-CHECK THEIR HOROSCOPE (WINNER)

FACEBOOK CAUSES DIVORCES?

According to A British study, 20 percent of divorces have evidence of "Facebook involvement." No, Facebook isn't the cause of these divorces, but that doesn't mean it didn't play a part.

"Inappropriate" chats, wall posts, and messages have apparently aided in the unraveling of two in ten marriages!

Many of the online "flirtations" were relatively innocent, but they often prompted spouses/partners to investigate and sometimes uncover something less innocent.

Of course, a program is only as mature as its user. One woman, Emma Brady, discovered her husband was divorcing her via Facebook (!) when he posted "Neil Brady has ended his marriage to Emma Brady." Now that's harsh ...

Source: Telegraph.co.uk

GUY BREAK-UP EXCUSES

Here are some reasons guys give for wanting to break up with you -- and what they really mean.

"I don't want to hold you back from living your own life."
Translation: You're holding me back from the chance of having a threesome before I die.

"Commitment totally freaks me out."
Translation: I liked it better when I could just text you drunk at 3 a.m. when I wanted to come over.

"I need to concentrate on my career."
Translation: Drinking beer after work with my buddies sounds better to me than working on a relationship.

"I don't want to ruin our friendship."
Translation: If we keep this up, I might screw up any chance of ever sleeping with your friends.

"We're just at different points in our lives."
Translation: You're thinking about going to grad school. I'm thinking about eating an entire pizza while watching a Family Guy marathon.

"We both need to grow as people first."
Translation: I've still got a lot of partying to do.

"It's not you; it's me."
Translation: This is vague enough to mean absolutely nothing. It also makes me sound tortured and mysterious.

Source: LemonDrop.com

Wednesday(Posted 3:00 AM, 3/3/2010)

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Heidi Klum (Project Runway) The View (ABC) -- Lisa Kudrow (Who Do You Think You Are?) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Courteney Cox (Cougar Town) Jay Leno (NBC) -- The cast of Jersey Shore David Letterman (CBS) -- Jerry Seinfeld (The Marriage Ref) George Lopez (TBS) -- Mario Lopez Jimmy Kimmel -- Ethan Hawke (A Lie of the Mind) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Erykah Badu Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Amy Ryan (Green Zone) A-B-C airs The Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special. SyFy returns for another round of Ghost Hunters.

Have A Great day

RC