you can tune a piano but you cant tune a fish

ya ever wonder why people drive on parkways and park on driveways? well if your answer is no than congratulations you must have a life.i dont know if its the change of season but it seems like i got a little more spring in my step.and with spring upon us and summer just around the corner we have gotten some very cool surprises in store for our great and loyal listeners so keep your ear to the biggest happy hour on the radio weekdays from 6 to 10 am.

is she still missing??????????

i just luv mondays.but i even have to admit that today was a very tough day and my body is aching as i sit here in pain blogging for all the d-minions floating around in cyberspace.i am sure a lot of people dont really know how physical a job we have.some mornings im walking out of the control room like i have just been through a 12 rounder with mike tyson.but enough of my trials and tribulations coming up tomorrow on the biggest happy hour on the radio we will have the early bird special,birthdays,freaky files,hollywood happenings,bertolets deal of the day and as always the most fun you can have with your clothes on or off either or!

well.......................................

lets see we had a valentines day snowstorm we had a st. pattys day weekend storm and maybe if we are lucky enough we'll have an easter holiday snowfall.just some wishful thinking.hope everyone is having a good weekend as for me i am really starting to dislike weekends.but hey tomorrow is monday so thats something to look forward to.

who the hell is mike?

well its march 12th and finally a pretty nice day weather wise out there.just think if people were as nice as the weather the world would probably be a much better place.are they some deep words of wisdom or what?well todays show went ok dispite the fact that i was kind of wet for most of the morning. by the way i do got to see a doctor about that problem.trixy and myself went head to head to see which one of us was smarter than a 5th grader and due to some technical problems that we were having in the studio i was not able to answer the questions to the best of my ability so the trixster pulled out the win and for that i must tip my hat to the blonde one.i dont know whats happening on the tuesday edition of the 5 o'clock somewhere show but im sure the poohba himself will have a full morning of mayhem planned.and before i forget as you know by now march madness begins this week and i for one have had enough madness to deal with lately and im not talking march madness im talking m madness.well like they say no matter what the sun will still come up in the morning.who are they and why do they say that???? that?? now i am really confused.

that chickens spicy

just one more day to go till the weekend.and it does look like its going to be getting a little more warmer and im sure that thought brings a smile to your face.well on tomorrows show its retro request friday so i think you know the drill but if your a newbie to the biggest happy hour on the radio you can either email your request from the 90s,80s,70s,or 60s to rc@pbcradio.com or give us a blast between 6 and 10am.we will also be picking the winner of the t102 vip prize for the raja circus coming up this weekend in hamburg.trixy got out of her sick bed and made it in to work and i must admit that it was a most gallant effort.the same intestinal fortitude as yours truly.my dedication does rub off.oh yeah before i forget i gotta thank beep beep on behalf of the gang for the delicious soup. she once again out did herself.have a terrific thursday night and a funtastic friday!!!

small in stature

it was just me and the mentor today because our very own sports guru trixy stayed in bed and got some much needed rest.word has it she will be back tomorrow which is a good thing.nothing against rc but the blonde one is a whole lot better to look at.and she smells a whole lot better.the poohba does make some pretty good sandwiches though.so hopefully we are all back tomorrow for the thursday threesomes and my cookies!!!!!

oh those ice cream cravings!

yo wuz up?figured i would lay some lines from the mind down while im just chillin and staying toasty.darn that artic blasterd.well at least we only have to wait two more weeks till its officially spring.but at this point in time phil's prediction of an early spring is not looking to good.really what does a groundhog really know about the weather anyway.tomorrow is hump day and yes we will have more circus tickets to try to give away plus the usual hijinx from 6 till 10 am and hopefully our trixy will be feeling better but dispite being under the weather she is a true red cup trooper and has been bright eyed and bushy tail considering she should of been at home in bed.wow i feel really bad now cause not to long ago a little well not that little case of the manical bowel movements kept me out of action.i do hope she gets better soon cause she dont know what she is missing.rc+cabbage=rose garden!!!!!!!!!!!

true colors do fade

its the first monday of march and i have to admit that march is one of my least favorite months of the year because the weather always seems to be really chilly around this time and im itching for spring.i need warmth and a sandy beach.oh and lets not forget a filled to the gill red cup too.todays show went pretty good for a monday.i think im the only member of the 5 o'clock somewhere crew that enjoys mondays.we did a survey asking our great listeners out there if there was one thing they would change about their mate what would it be and boy did we get some interesting answers.now someone mateless like myself cant really answer that survey question but past tense wise i really wouldnt know where to begin.lets see maybe changing their lying ways would have been good for starters but hey i better stop there otherwise this blog will turn into a novel like war and peace.before i forget thanks to the fantastic listeners who called in today we do love hearing from the fans of the biggest happy hour on the radio.you guys make us feel just like family!!!

get raunchy for me

hey its only one more day till friday so that thought alone should put a smile on all your faces.and as you know by now tomorrow is retro request friday on the 5 o'clock somewhere show so get your songs in to us by phone between 6 and 10am or get your request in early by email at rc@pbcradio.com.now onto another matter.lots of folks have been asking me about the ex old lady and the first thing i gotta say is like that cars song goes SHE'S ALL MIXED UP.sure i like monopoly and scrabble but her demented head games really sucked.so like a bad habit which she has by the way i had to drop the crazy bytch to the curbside at least untill she needs a good you know what[stallion].i hate to sound like a mean oger but the 12am begging to take me back blues call was just the tip of the ICEberg if ya catch my drift.but dispite my trials and tribulations i do know that all women are not evil personified.now since thats taken care of i hope everyone has a great weekend and dont forget about courtneys snow tubing party this sunday at eagle rock in sheppton from 12 till 4pm!!!