10/29 THURSDAY!

Another World Series Party tonite at Maroons....6p-8p...with Courtney!

TODAYS BRAIN DRAIN:

THE OLDER YOU ARE, THE MORE LIKELY YOU ARE TO BUY THIS

-COFFEE (WINNER)

6 THINGS A GUY WILL NEVER TELL

Guys like to keep the door to their thoughts closed and locked. Why? Because they're afraid of what trouble would spill out if we women knew everything they keep inside! Womens Health magazine asked a guy to let us take a look around inside their heads. Check it out ...

6. They like girly stuff. Like The Bachelor, cosmopolitans and the Food Network.

5. They like to, um, go solo. They'd prefer to get busy with us, but their hormones sometimes demand a little release even when we're not around.

4. They have hang-ups, including the way they look and how successful they are.

3. They like role reversals. They wish we'd buy them a drink, call them, send them flowers, even initiate sex. Just take on the role of predator sometimes!

2. They need alone time. Not every day, just sometimes.

1. They love us! They may be shy about saying it, but it doesn't mean they don't feel it.

DO'S AND DON'TS OF DATING A RICH GIRL

If you're going to date a woman, why not date a rich one?

According to Made Man, here are some do's and don'ts to keep in mind when dating a woman with money:

DO Cook Her Dinner -- Women with trust funds have the privilege of eating out all the time, and at the finest restaurants. So, do something special in her eyes... cook something yourself.

DON'T Hate Her Little Dog -- You'll probably hate her little yipping rat of a dog, but you can never let on. Cover up by keeping treats around all the time. It'll keep the dog quiet and make you look like a generous dog-loving champ.

DO Know How To Dress and Where -- You don't have to break the bank and buy tons of brand name designer clothing. Don't try to be something you're not, but do make sure to dress appropriately when at special events.

DON'T Talk (Complain) About Money -- Stay relaxed. Even if your lack of money is a huge issue, don't mention it. It is more important to appear motivated and crazy about her than anything else. That's all she's looking for from you.

Worst Halloween Candy (Posted 3:00 AM, 10/29/2009)

Every Halloween, kids -- and even some juvenile adults -- fill up their trick-or-treat bags with loads of candy. We take the bags home and chow down until we're left with the undesirables. You know, the Circus Peanuts or the black licorice. You get the idea. Well, The Huffington Post compiled a list of the "9 Grossest Kinds of Candy No Adult Should Give Out on Halloween." Each one is up for debate, but their list is as follows: Wax bottle candy Pumpkin-shaped candy corn Necco Wafers Fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls Circus Peanuts Bit-O-Honey Dad's Root Beer Barrels Gum Drops Individually wrapped Sesame Crunch

Thursday(Posted 3:00 AM, 10/29/2009)

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Daniel Craig (A Steady Rain) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw The View (synd) -- Wanda Sykes Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) -- Wanda Sykes Jay Leno (NBC) -- Michael Moore (Capitalism: A Love Story) David Letterman (CBS) -- Tom Hanks Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Denis Leary (Rescue Me) Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Jason Schwartzman (Bored to Death) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Conservative politico Newt Gingrich Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Carrie Fisher(Wishful Drinking) The League premieres on F-X.