MONDAY 10/26

TODAYS BRAIN DRAIN:


OVER 13% OF AMERICANS DID THIS DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON. WHAT WAS IT?

-WATCHED "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" (NO WINNER)

RELATIONSHIP DON'TS!

E. Jean Carroll, author of Mr. Right, Right Now, says there are 20 things a woman can do that will make a man take off so quickly he'll leave skid marks! Here are 10 of them ...

1. End arguments by taking some deeply private secret he told you and holding it against him.
2. Beg him to read your journal.
3. Call him repeatedly.
4. If he doesn't call back, email him. If he doesn't write back, call him again. If he still doesn't respond, drop by his office or his house.
5. Ask him once a week, "So, where do we stand?"
6. Actually tell him exactly how many men you've slept with.
7. Fixate on the future, like where he's taking you for Valentine's Day -- next year!
8. Criticize his mother.
9. Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.
10. Don't let him miss you (in other words -- spend every freakin' moment with him)

WORST HORROR MOVIES

Some horror movies are awesome. Others are bad. And, still others are pathetic wastes of time.

Life is short. Stick to the awesome. Avoid pathetic horror movies like the plague.

According to Moviefone, here are the worst horror movies of all time:

5. Psycho (1998) -- A shot-for shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock's classic in color. What could go wrong?

4. Two Thousand Maniacs (1964) -- A Georgia town invites six "Yankees" (not the baseball team) to a Civil War celebration. The poor Yankees then get gruesomely whacked.

3. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) -- Some students get lost in the woods in an unbelievably bad sequel.

2. Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) -- This film is famous for being the worst movie in the history of movies.

1. Halloween (2007) -- Another mess of a remake. Rob Zombie tried to redo John Carpenter's brilliant original.

ON THE TUBE: Monday(Posted 3:00 AM, 10/26/2009)

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Judge Judy Sheindlin Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Hilary Swank (Amelia) Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) -- Tracy Morgan (30 Rock) Jay Leno (NBC) -- Dr. Phil McGraw David Letterman (CBS) -- N-B-A analyst Charles Barkley Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Hero pilot Chesley Sullenberger Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Kelsey Grammer (repeat) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Sherri Shepherd (Sherri) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Willem Dafoe (Cirque du Freak) Sweet -- Cake Boss is back for another season on T-L-C.