10/7

TODAYS BRAIN DRAIN:

YOU'RE OVER 3 TIMES LESS LIKELY TO GET SICK THIS SEASON BY SIMPLY DOING THIS!

-SOCIALIZING WITH FRIENDS! (NO WINNER)......IT HELPS BOOST THE IMMUNE SYSTEM

CITIES WE WANT TO LIVE IN

The Top 5 "youth magnet cities," according to the Wall Street Journal, are:

1. Washington, DC (tie): The 2008 election of the "cool" Barack Obama set off a "youthful pilgrimage" that shouldn't end anytime soon.

Seattle (tie): Seattle's mix of culture, high-tech industry, natural beauty and university presence makes it a youth magnet.

3. New York City: The Big Apple is still a big city of dreams.

4. Portland, Oregon: Despite double-digit unemployment, Portland's public transportation, access to outdoor activities and artist culture attracts young people.

5. Austin, Texas: A university town with housing and job opportunities makes this city a great place for young people to settle down.

Jobs That Will Turn You Into A Jerk

According to Coed Magazine, here are some jobs that are guaranteed to turn you into a jerk: 1. Lawyer -- It is their job to lie and argue, which makes them argumentative liars. Not really the sort of people you want to hang out with at the bar. 2. Department of Motor Vehicles Agent -- Nobody who goes to the DMV is happy to be there and none of the people working there are happy either. It's a job that must just suck the soul out of you. 3. Insurance Agent -- It's their job to deny you any benefit you may have coming your way. The more they tell you "no," the more money their company keeps. Only a bitter, bitter person could be so negative. 4. Police Officer - Maybe it's the people cops have to deal with on a daily basis or maybe it's the fact that they're always armed, but cops are sick on their own power -- and annoying as hell to deal with.

ON THE TUBE: Wednesday

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Chevy Chase (Community) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Ellen Page (Whip It) The View (ABC) -- Chris Rock (Good Hair) Jay Leno (NBC) -- Wanda Sykes David Letterman (CBS) -- Vince Vaughn (Couples Retreat) Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Jason Bateman (Extract) Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Joel McHale (Community) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Rachel Bilson (New York I Love You) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Eliza Dushku (Dollhouse) Carson Daly (NBC) -- Juliette Lewis (Whip It) Come on down to Comedy Central for a new season of South Park.

HAVE A GREAT DAY
RC