WELCOM TO OCTOBER!!!!!!

Todays Brain Drain:

ONLY ONE IN 20 AMERICANS DO THIS AS PART OF THEIR WORK ROUTINE.

-COMMUTE WITH A BIKE (NO WINNER)

CELEB PIC OF THE DAY

Jude Law in drag for the new movie Rage. He plays a cross-dresser named "Minx."

CANDY IS DANDY

Britney Spears recently dropped 3,000 dollars on candy in Las Vegas. Was it gold-plated?

According to reports, she picked up three Halloween baskets for her kids, two buckets of Swedish fish and a box of Sugar Factory milk chocolate. But where she really went off was on lollipops: 25 of her own Circus Tour pops for 25 dollars a piece.

THINGS GUYS LOSE TO RELATIONSHIPS

While many believe relationships are sort of a good thing, they definitely come at a cost.

Here are some things that you will be sacrificing when you "settle down."

1. Games and Toys -- Say goodbye to your motorcycle (too dangerous) and your video gaming consoles (too much time away from the little lady).

2. Hanging Out With the Guys -- A man must spend time with his woman and there's only so much time in the day, so buddy-time becomes a casualty.

3. Keeping Your Own Schedule -- Guess who doesn't control his own calendar anymore? Enjoy your shopping sprees and apple-tinis with her sorority sisters.

4. Having Money -- Girlfriends and wives are like very, very expensive pets. It costs a LOT of money to keep them happy and fed.

5. Eating Whatever You Want -- Cold pizza for breakfast is replaced by green tea smoothies. Isn't it great to be healthy? She thinks so.

ON THE TUBE: Thursday(Posted 3:00 AM, 10/1/2009)

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Woody Harrelson (Zombieland) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Kate Walsh (Private Practice) The View (ABC) -- Amy Brenneman (Private Practice) Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) -- Joy Behar Jay Leno (NBC) -- Chris Rock (Everybody Hates Chris) David Letterman (CBS) -- Woody Harrelson (Zombieland) Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Michael Moore (Captalism: A Love Story) Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Hayden Panettiere (Heroes) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Patricia Arquette (Medium) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Ryan Reynolds Private Practice checks in for a new season on A-B-C.

HAVE A GREAT DAY
RC