happy april fools day!

watch out for the pranks!

todays brain drain question/answer:


For women the average is 20......for men its 6

-length of a cell phone call (no winner)

POINTLESS USES OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY

We live in wondrous times with modern conveniences that make our lives awesome. But, there are plenty of inventions that just make you go, "Huh?"

• Automatic Hand Dryers -- Have you ever used one of these and not ended up wiping your hands on your pants?
• Bing -- It's a search engine that's exactly like Google, but doesn't work as well and no one uses it.
• Crocs -- Amazingly, these freaky pseudo-shoes come in adult sizes.
• The iPad -- This is just an iPhone that's too big to fit in your pocket and doesn't make calls, right?

Source: uproxx.com

APRIL FOOLS' DAY: Be On The Lookout For Pranks(Posted 3:00 AM, 4/1/2010)

Since it's April Fools' Day, be on the lookout for predatory pranksters -- who will be pouncing on anyone who's not paying attention. According to Bart King, author of The Pocket Guide to Mischief, be on the lookout for the following pranks: The Fake Ad -- Place a classified ad that offers an unbelievable deal, like "Nintendo Wii, new in package, $50" or "free full-body massage." Then put your friend's phone number in the ad. He or she will spend the next week answering hundreds of phone calls from all sorts of crazies. Tug o' War -- Perfect for dorms where the hallway doors open inward ... Tie one end of a rope to a doorknob. Tie the other end to the doorknob directly across the hall, leaving about two inches of slack. Knock loudly on both doors. Sit back and watch the residents try to open their doors. Lotto Winner -- Here's a cruel one. In the morning, jot down the winning lottery numbers from the night before. Rush out and buy a ticket with those numbers. During breakfast, put the ticket on the table and ask your spouse to check the paper to see if you won last night's drawing. (Note: Be sure to fill him or her in on the joke before calls are made to the office to tell off the boss.) Here's a quick rundown of the top 10 oldest and lamest pranks. Perform them at your own risk: Glue a quarter on the floor. Tie someone's shoelaces together. Turn on and crank up your mom's car radio, wipers, and heat. Set all clocks an hour ahead. Put a rubber band on the sink sprayer. Replace Oreo filling with toothpaste. Remove the labels on all the canned goods in the house. Make some pinholes in a plastic cup. Sew the legs of someone's jeans shut. Doggy doo-doo, a paper bag ... and matches.

Thursday(Posted 3:00 AM, 4/1/2010)

Good Morning America (ABC) -- Jennifer Hudson Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Janet Jackson (Why Did I Get Married Too) The View (ABC) -- Vera Wang, Emilio Estefan (repeat) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Sharon Osbourne Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) -- Edward Norton (Leaves of Grass) George Lopez (TBS) -- Usher Jay Leno (NBC) -- Justin Bieber David Letterman (CBS) -- Sam Worthington (Avatar) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Ricky Gervais Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Carey Mulligan (The Greatest) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Robin Williams Fox brings back Bones and Fringe for new runs.

have a good one
rc