Thursday, December 03, 2009

12/3


Mornin...........TIGER?????????


















Todays Brain Drain.......





GRAMMY NOMINATIONS

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Beyonce: Halo
Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling
Kings of
Leon: Use Somebody
Lady Gaga: Poker Face
Taylor Swift: You Belong With Me

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Beyonce: I Am... Sasha Fierce
Black Eyed Peas:
The E.N.D.
Lady Gaga:
The Fame
Dave Matthews Band:
Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King
Taylor Swift: Fearless

SONG OF THE YEAR
A Songwriter(s) Award. Artist names appear in parentheses.
Poker Face: Lady Gaga & RedOne (Lady Gaga)
Pretty Wings: Hod David & Musze (Maxwell)
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It): Thaddis Harrell, Beyonce Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart (Beyonce)
Use Somebody: Caleb Followill, Jared Followill, Matthew Followill & Nathan Followill (Kings of Leon)
You Belong With Me: Liz Rose & Taylor Swift (Taylor Swift)

BEST
NEW ARTIST
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings

BEST FEMALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Adele
: Hometown Glory
Beyonce: Halo
Katy Perry: Hot N Cold
Pink: Sober
Taylor Swift: You Belong With Me

BEST MALE
POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE
John Legend: This Time
Maxwell: Love You
Jason Mraz: Make It Mine
Seal: If You Don't Know Me by Now
Stevie Wonder: All About the Love Again

BEST
POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling

Bon Jovi: We Weren't Born To Follow
Fray: Never Say Never
Daryl Hall & John Oates: Sara Smile
MGMT: Kids

BEST
POP COLLABORATION WITH VOCALS
Rosanne Cash & Bruce Springsteen: Sea of Heartbreak
Ciara & Justin Timberlake: Love Sex Magic
Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat: Lucky
Willie Nelson & Norah Jones: Baby, It's Cold Outside
Taylor Swift & Colbie Caillat: Breathe

BEST
POP INSTRUMENTAL PERFORMANCE
Herb Alpert: Besame Mucho

Bela Fleck: Throw Down Your Heart
Imogen Heap: The Fire
Maxwell: Phoenix Rise
Marcus Miller: Funk Joint

BEST
POP INSTRUMENTAL ALBUM
Chris Botti: In Boston
Hiroshima: Legacy
Booker T. Jones:
Potato Hole
Rippingtons Featuring Russ Freeman:
Modern Art
Spyro Gyra: Down the Wire

BEST
POP VOCAL ALBUM
Black Eyed Peas:
The E.N.D.
Colbie Caillat: Breakthrough
Kelly Clarkson: All I Ever Wanted
The Fray
Pink: Funhouse

BEST DANCE RECORDING
Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
David Guetta & Kelly Rowland: When Love Takes Over
Lady Gaga: Poker Face
Madonna: Celebration
Britney Spears: Womanizer

BEST ELECTRONIC/DANCE RECORDING
Crystal Method: Divided by Night
David Guetta: One Love
Lady Gaga: The Fame
LMFAO: Party Rock
Pet Shop Boys: Yes

BEST TRADITIONAL POP VOCAL ALBUM
Tony Bennett: A Swingin' Christmas
MichaelBubleMeetsMadisonSquareGarden
Harry Connick, Jr.: Your Songs
Liza Minnelli: Liza's at the Palace
Willie Nelson: American Classic

BEST SOLO
ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Bob Dylan: Beyond Here Lies Nothin'
John Fogerty: Change in the Weather
Prince: Dreamer
Bruce Springsteen: Working on a Dream
Neil Young: Fork in the Road

BEST
ROCK PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood: Can't Find My Way Home

Coldplay: Life In Technicolor II
Green Day: 21 Guns
Kings of Leon: Use Somebody
U2: I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight

BEST HARD ROCK PERFORMANCE
AC/DC: War Machine

Alice in Chains: Check My Brain
Linkin Park: What I've Done
Metallica: The Unforgiven
III
Nickelback: Burn It to the Ground

BEST METALPERFORMANCE
Judas Priest: Dissident Aggressor
Lamb of God: Set to Fail
Megadeth: Head Crusher
Ministry: Senor Peligro
Slayer: Hate Worldwide

BEST
ROCK INSTRUMENTAL PERFORMANCE
Jeff Beck: A Day in the Life
Booker T. Jones: Warped Sister
Brad Paisley: Playing With Fire
Brian Setzer Orchestra: Mr. Surfer Goes Jazzin'
Steve Vai: Now We Run

BEST ROCK SONG
A Songwriter(s) Award. Artist names appear in parentheses.
The Fixer: Matt Cameron, Stone Gossard, Mike McCready & Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam)
I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight: Bono, Adam Clayton, The Edge & Larry Mullen Jr. (U2)
21 Guns: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt & Tre Cool (Green Day)
Use Somebody: Caleb Followill, Jared Followill, Matthew Followill & Nathan Followill (Kings of Leon)
Working on a Dream: Bruce Springsteen (Bruce Springsteen)

BEST
ROCK ALBUM
AC/DC: Black Ice

Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood: Live From Madison Square Garden
Green Day: 21st Century Breakdown
Dave Matthews Band: Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King
U2: No Line on the Horizon

BEST ALTERNATIVE MUSIC ALBUM
David Byrne & Brian Eno: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today

Death Cab for Cutie: The Open Door
Depeche Mode: Sounds of the Universe
Phoenix: Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
Yeah Yeah Yeahs: It's Blitz!

BEST FEMALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Beyonce:
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
Melanie Fiona: It Kills Me
Lalah Hathaway: That Was Then
Ledisi: Goin' Thru Changes
Jazmine Sullivan: Lions, Tigers & Bears

BEST MALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Anthony Hamilton: The Point of It All
Maxwell: Pretty Wings
Musiq Soulchild: Sobeautiful
Pleasure P: Under
Charlie Wilson: There Goes My Baby

BEST R&B PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Jamie Foxx & T-Pain: Blame It
India.Arie & Musiq Soulchild: Chocolate High
Musiq Soulchild & Mary J. Blige: Ifuleave
Robert Randolph & The Clark Sisters: Higher Ground
Calvin Richardson & Ann Nesby: Love Has Finally Come At Last

BEST TRADITIONAL R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Beyonce: At Last
Anthony Hamilton: Soul Music
Boney James & Quinn: Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight
Ann Nesby: Sow Love
Calvin Richardson: Woman Gotta Have It

BEST URBAN/ALTERNATIVE PERFORMANCE
The Foreign Exchange:
Daykeeper
Robert Glasper & Bilal: All Matter
India.Arie & Dobet Gnahore: Pearls
Eric Roberson, Ben O'Neill & Michelle Thompson: A Tale Of Two
Tonex: Blend

BEST R&B SONG
A Songwriter(s) Award. Artist names appear in parentheses.
Blame It: James T. Brown, John Conte, Jr., Jamie Foxx, Christopher Henderson, Brandon R. Melanchon, Breyon Prescott, T-Pain & Nathan L. Walker (Jamie Foxx & T-Pain)
Lions, Tigers & Bears: Salaam Remi & Jazmine Sullivan (Jazmine Sullivan)
Pretty Wings: Hod David & Musze (Maxwell)
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It): Thaddis Harrell, Beyonce Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart (Beyonce)
Under: D. Babbs, L. Bereal, M. Cooper, A. Dixon, J. Franklin, T. Jones, R. New & K. Stephens (Pleasure P)

BEST R&B ALBUM
Anthony Hamilton:
The Point Of It All
India.Arie:
Testimony: Vol. 2, Love & Politics
Ledisi:
Turn Me Loose
Maxwell:
Blacksummers' Night
Charlie Wilson:
Uncle Charlie

BEST CONTEMPORARY R&B ALBUM
Beyonce: I Am... Sasha Fierce
Jamie Foxx: Intuition
Pleasure P: The Introduction Of Marcus Cooper
Trey Songz: Ready
T-Pain: Thr33 Ringz

BEST RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE
Drake: Best I Ever Had
Eminem: Beautiful
Jay-Z: D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)
Kid Cudi: Day 'N' Nite
Mos Def: Casa Bey

BEST RAP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP
Beastie Boys & Nas: Too Many Rappers
Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent: Crack a Bottle
Fabolous & Jay-Z: Money Goes, Honey Stay
Kid Cudi, Kanye West & Common: Make Her Say
Kanye West & Young Jeezy: Amazing

BEST RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION
Beyonce & Kanye West:
Ego
Keri Hilson, Kanye West & Ne-Yo: Knock You Down
Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West: Run This Town
The Lonely Island & T-Pain: I'm on a Boat
T.I. & Justin Timberlake: Dead And Gone

BEST RAP SONG
A Songwriter(s) Award. Artist names appear in parentheses.
Best I Ever Had: Aubrey Drake Graham, D. Hamilton & M. Samuels (Drake)
Day 'n' Nite: S. Mescudi & O. Omishore (Kid Cudi)
Dead and Gone: C. Harris, R. Tadross & J. Timberlake (T.I. & Justin Timberlake)
D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune): Shawn Carter & Ernest Wilson (Gary DeCarlo, Dale Frashuer, Paul Leka, Janko Nilovic & Dave Sucky) (Jay-Z)
Run This Town: Shawn Carter, R. Fenty, M. Riddick, Kanye West & E. Wilson (Athanasios Alatas) (Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West)

BEST RAP ALBUM
Common:
Universal Mind Control
Eminem:
Relapse
Flo Rida:
R.O.O.T.S.
Mos Def:
The Ecstatic
Q-Tip:
The Renaissance

BEST FEMALE COUNTRY VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Miranda Lambert: Dead Flowers

Martina McBride: I Just Call You Mine
Taylor Swift: White Horse
Carrie Underwood: Just a Dream
Lee Ann Womack: Solitary Thinkin'

BEST MALE COUNTRY VOCAL PERFORMANCE
Trace Adkins: All I Ask for Anymore

Billy Currington: People Are Crazy
Jamey Johnson: High Cost of Living
George Strait: Living for the Night
Keith Urban: Sweet Thing

BEST COUNTRY PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS

Brooks & Dunn: Cowgirls Don't Cry
Zac Brown Band: Chicken Fried
Lady Antebellum: I Run to You
Rascal Flatts: Here Comes Goodbye
Sugarland: It Happens

BEST COUNTRY COLLABORATION WITH VOCALS
Dierks Bentley & Patty Griffin: Beautiful World
Kenny Chesney & Mac McAnally: Down The Road
Brad Paisley & Keith Urban: Start a Band
Carrie Underwood & Randy Travis: I Told You So
Lee AnnWomack & George Strait: Everything but Quits

BEST COUNTRY INSTRUMENTAL PERFORMANCE
Alison Brown: Under The (Five) Wire
Greencards: The
Crystal Merchant
Sarah Jarosz: Mansinneedof
Steve Wariner: Producer's Medley

BEST COUNTRY SONG
A Songwriter(s) Award. Artist names appear in parentheses.
All I Ask for Anymore: Casey Beathard & Tim James (Trace Adkins)
High Cost of Living: Jamey Johnson & James Slater (Jamey Johnson)
I Run to You: Tom Douglas, Dave Haywood, Charles Kelley & Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum)
People Are Crazy: Bobby Braddock & Troy Jones (Billy Currington)
White Horse: Liz Rose & Taylor Swift (Taylor Swift)

BEST COUNTRY ALBUM
Zac Brown Band:
The Foundation
George Strait:
Twang
Taylor Swift:
Fearless
Keith Urban:
Defying Gravity
Lee Ann Womack:
Call Me Crazy

BEST GOSPEL PERFORMANCE
Francesca Battistelli: Free to Be Me

Heather Headley Featuring Smokie Norful: Jesus Is Love
Jonny Lang With Fisk Jubilee Singers: I Believe
Donnie McClurkin Featuring Karen Clark Sheard: Wait on the Lord
Third Day: Born Again

BEST GOSPEL SONG
A Songwriter(s) Award. Artist names appear in parentheses.
Born Again: Tai Anderson, David Carr, Mark Lee & Mac Powell (Third Day)
City on Our Knees: Cary Barlowe, Toby McKeehan & Jaime Moore (TobyMac)
Every Prayer: Dayna Caddell, Israel Houghton, Aaron Lindsey & Ricardo Sanchez (Israel Houghton & Mary Mary)
God in Me: Erica Campbell, Tina Campbell & Warryn Campbell (Mary Mary Featuring Kierra "KiKi" Sheard)
The Motions: Jason Houser, Sam Mizell & Matthew West (Matthew West)

BEST ROCK OR RAP GOSPEL ALBUM
Da' T.R.U.T.H.: The Big Picture
Decyfer Down: Crash
Red: Innocence & Instinct
Third Day: Live Revelations
John Wells-The Tonic: The Dash

BEST POP/CONTEMPORARY GOSPEL ALBUM
Jeremy Camp: Speaking Louder Than Before
Israel Houghton: The Power of One
Jars of Clay: The Long Fall Back to Earth
Leeland: Love Is on the Move
Mandisa: Freedom

BEST SOUTHERN, COUNTRY OR BLUEGRASS GOSPEL ALBUM
Jason Crabb
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound: Dream On
Tracy Lawrence: The Rock
Barry Scott & Second Wind: In God's Time
Triumphant Quartet: Everyday

BEST TRADITIONAL GOSPEL ALBUM
Ashley Cleveland: God Don't Never Change
Donald Lawrence & Co.: The Law Of Confession, Part I
Various Artists: Oh Happy Day
Williams Brothers: The Journey Continues
Vickie Winans: How I Got Over

BEST CONTEMPORARY R&B GOSPEL ALBUM
Heather Headley: Audience of One
Sheri Jones-Moffett: Renewed
J Moss: Just James
Smokie Norful: Live
Kierra Sheard: Bold Right Life

BEST AMERICANA ALBUM
Bob Dylan: Together Through Life

Levon Helm: Electric Dirt
Willie Nelson & Asleep At The Wheel: Willie And The Wheel
Wilco (The Album)
Lucinda Williams: Little Honey

BEST BLUEGRASS ALBUM
Jim Lauderdale: Could We Get Any Closer?

Steve Martin: The Crow / New Songs For The Five-String Banjo
Michael Martin Murphey: Buckaroo Blue Grass
Bryan Sutton and Friends: Almost Live
Rhonda Vincent: Destination Life

BEST TRADITIONAL BLUES ALBUM
Ramblin' Jack Elliott:
A Stranger Here
The Mick Fleetwood Blues Band Featuring Rick Vito:
Blue Again
John Hammond:
Rough & Tough
Duke Robillard:
Stomp! The Blues Tonight
Various Artists:
Chicago Blues: A Living History

BEST CONTEMPORARY BLUES ALBUM
The Robert Cray Band:
This Time
Ruthie Foster:
The Truth According to Ruthie Foster
Mavis Staples:
Live: Hope at the Hideout
Susan Tedeschi:
Back to the River
The Derek Trucks Band:
Already Free

BEST TRADITIONAL FOLK ALBUM
David Holt And Josh Goforth: Cutting Loose

Maura O'Connell: Naked With Friends
Jimmy Sturr and His Orchestra: Polka Cola: Music That Refreshes
Various Artists: Singing Through The Hard Times: A Tribute To Utah Phillips
Loudon Wainwright III: High Wide & Handsome: The Charlie Poole Project

BEST CONTEMPORARY FOLK ALBUM
Neko Case: Middle Cyclone
Tracy Chapman: Our Bright Future
Shawn Colvin: Live
Elvis Costello: Secret, Profane & Sugarcane
Steve Earle: Townes

BEST REGGAE ALBUM
Buju Banton:
Rasta Got Soul
Gregory Isaacs:
Brand New Me
Julian Marley:
Awake
Stephen Marley:
Mind Control - Acoustic
Sean Paul:
Imperial Blaze

BEST MUSICAL ALBUM FOR CHILDREN
Jonathan Sprout:
American Heroes #3
Cathy & Marcy With Special Guest Christylez Bacon:
Banjo to Beatbox
Ziggy Marley:
Family Time
Milkshake: Great Day
Greg & Steve: Jumpin' & Jammin'
Buck Howdy: Pete Seeger Tribute - Ageless Kids' Songs

BEST SPOKEN WORD ALBUM FOR CHILDREN

Buck Howdy: Aaaaah! Spooky, Scary Stories & Songs
Dean Pitchford:
Captain Nobody
Various Artists:
Nelson Mandela's Favorite African Folktales
David Hyde Pierce:
The Phantom Tollbooth
Ed Asner:
Scat
Harlan Ellison: Through The Looking-Glass And What
Alice Found There

BEST SPOKEN WORD ALBUM
Michael J. Fox:
Always Looking Up
Jonathan Winters - A Very Special Time
Richard Dreyfuss & David Strathairn: The Lincoln-Douglas Debates
Various Artists: The Maltese Falcon (Dashiell Hammett)
Jimmy Carter: We Can Have Peace In The Holy Land
Carrie Fisher: Wishful Drinking

BEST COMEDY ALBUM
Spinal Tap:
Back From the Dead
Stephen Colbert:
A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All!
"Weird Al" Yankovic:
Internet Leaks
Patton Oswalt:
My Weakness Is Strong
Kathy Griffin:
Suckin' It for the Holidays
George Lopez:
Tall, Dark & Chicano

BEST MUSICAL
SHOW ALBUM
Ain't Misbehavin'

Hair
9 To 5 the Musical
Shrek the Musical
West Side Story

BEST COMPILATION SOUNDTRACK ALBUM FOR MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA
Cadillac Records
Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds
Slumdog Millionaire
True Blood
Twilight

BEST SCORE SOUNDTRACK ALBUM FOR MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA
Alexandre Desplat:
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button (Disc 1)
Nicholas Hooper: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
Danny Elfman: Milk
Michael Giacchino: Star Trek
Michael Giacchino: Up

BEST SONG WRITTEN FOR MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA
A Songwriter(s) award.
The Climb (From Hannah Montana: The Movie): Jessi Alexander & Jon Mabe (Miley Cyrus)
Decode (From Twilight): Josh Farro, Hayley Williams & Taylor York (Paramore)
Jai Ho (From Slumdog Millionaire): Gulzar, A.R. Rahman & Tanvi Shah
Once in a Lifetime (From Cadillac Records): Ian Dench, James Dring, Amanda Ghost, Beyonce Knowles, Scott McFarnon & Jody Street (Beyonce)

The Wrestler (From The Wrestler): Bruce Springsteen (Bruce Springsteen)

BEST INSTRUMENTAL ARRANGEMENT ACCOMPANYING VOCALIST(S)
Seal
: A Change Is Gonna Come
Kurt Elling: Dedicated to You
Anne Walsh: In the Still of the Night
Melody Gardot: My One aAnd Only Thrill
Diana Krall: Quiet Nights

BEST RECORDING PACKAGE
Back From The Dead (Spinal Tap)
Everything That Happens Will Happen Today (David Byrne & Brian Eno)
Middle Cyclone (Neko Case)
Splitting Adam (Splitting Adam)
Tathagata (Various Artists)

BEST BOXED OR SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION PACKAGE
A Cabinet of Curiosities (Jane's Addiction)
The Clifford Ball (Phish)
Everything That Happens Will Happen Today (David Byrne & Brian Eno)
Lost in the Sound of Separation deluxe edition (Underoath)
Neil Young
Archives Vol. I (1963--1972)

BEST HISTORICAL ALBUM
The Complete Chess Masters (1950--1967)
My Dusty Road
(Woody Guthrie)
Origins Of The Red Hot Mama, 1910--1922 (Sophie Tucker)
Take Me To The Water: Immersion Baptism In Vintage Music And Photography 1890--1950
Woodstock - 40 Years On: Back To Yasgur's Farm

BEST ENGINEERED ALBUM, NON-CLASSICAL
Ellipse (Imogen Heap)
Gossip in the Grain (Ray LaMontagne)
My One and Only Thrill (Melody Gardot)
Safe Trip Home (Dido)
Swan Feathers (Leslie Mendelson)

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR, NON-CLASSICAL
T Bone Burnett
Ethan Johns
Larry Klein
Greg Kurstin
Brendan O'Brien

BEST REMIXED RECORDING, NON-CLASSICAL
Don't Believe In Love (Dennis Ferrer Objektivity Mix) (Dido)
The Girl and the Robot (Jean Elan Remix) (Royksopp)
I Want You (Dave Aude Remix) (Dean Coleman Featuring DCLA)
No You Girls (Trentemoller Remix) (Franz Ferdinand)
When Love Takes Over (Electro Extended Remix) (David Guetta Featuring Kelly Rowland)

BEST SHORT
FORM MUSIC VIDEO
Beast: Mr. Hurricane
Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Coldplay: Life in Technicolor II
Depeche Mode: Wrong
Oren Lavie: Her Morning Elegance

BEST LONG FORM MUSIC VIDEO
Chris Botti: In
Boston
Johnny Cash's
America
Anita O'Day - The Life of a Jazz Singer
Keith Urban: Love, Pain & The Whole Crazy World Tour Live
The Beatles Love - All Together Now



TIME TO POP THE QUESTION

Your girlfriend is wondering why you haven't popped the question yet. Your mother is bugging you about settling down and your grandmother just wants to see you get married before she dies. The pressure is mounting for you to seal the deal, but you're just not sure you're ready to do it. But maybe you are.

You need to look at the signs. According to Asylum.com, here are some signs to look for in determining whether it's time to lock her down.

  • For instance, if she signs up for her own World of Warcraft account, it shows that she's willing to be a nerd with you.
  • If she finds some hot porn that she'd like to show you, you should run out to the mall immediately and by her a ring.
  • She tries to out-drink you. How awesome is it to have a girlfriend who's like a college roommate?
  • She likes to spend Saturday nights at home watching horror flicks.
  • She laughs every time you rip a loud one.
  • She points out hot women to you and wants you to stare at them. She even encourages you to hang out with other hot women.
  • She loves to tailgate with you and your buddies before the game.
  • She likes to spontaneously get it on, even in public places.

Source: Asylum.com


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

Life is different when you're drunk. Your judgment is impaired. Your language is impaired.

According to AttuWorld.com, here's a breakdown of how life is different when you're trashed:

Here are some things that are difficult to say when drunk ...

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

Here are some things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk ...

  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitutionalistically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

Here are some things that are pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk...

  1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
  4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
  9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
  10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

Source: Attuworld


ON THE TUBE: Thursday(Posted 3:00 AM, 12/3/2009)

  • Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Jackie, Jermaine, Tito and Marlon Jackson
  • Bonnie Hunt (synd) -- Seth Green (Old Dogs)
  • The View (ABC) -- Queen Latifah
  • Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Tobey Maguire (Brothers)
  • Jay Leno (NBC) -- Morgan Freeman (Invictus)
  • David Letterman (CBS) -- Tina Fey (repeat)
  • Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Rachel McAdams (Sherlock Holmes)
  • Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Jake Gyllenhall (Brothers), Ashley Greene (New Moon)
  • Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- George Lopez
  • Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Robin Williams (repeat)
  • George Lopez (TBS) -- Laurence Fishburne (C-S-I)
  • M-T-V premieres the allegedly Italian-bashing reality series Jersey Shore.
  • Ace of Cakes is back for a new season on the Food Network.

Have a great Thursday

RC

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