THURSDAY 12/17

"Baby it's cold outside"!

Todays Brain Drain Question:

OVER 20% OF CHRISTMAS CARDS INCLUDE THIS?

-PETS SIGNATURE (WINNER)



JUST FOR FUN: REASONS SANTA IS REALLY A WOMAN

Think about it ... Christmas is not only warm, fuzzy and nurturing -- but it involves lots of planning and organization ... which means a woman has to be in charge of it!

Here are some other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man ...

• Men can't pack a bag.
• Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
• Men would feel their masculinity is threatened ... having to be seen with all those elves.
• Men don't answer their mail.
• Men would refuse to allow their belly to be described as a "bowlful of jelly."
• Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
• Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
• Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

OFFICE PARTY ETIQUETTE

It's the season to be festive ... but here are a few things to think about before you go and kick up your heels at the office holiday party ...

1. Before you make out with your co-worker ...
Are you prepared to spend the rest of your time at work avoiding this person? Face it -- this guy has probably been harboring a secret crush on you for the past year and has been waiting to catch you under the mistletoe. And when he finds out it was just the alcohol behind the kissing ... awkward.

2. Before you overindulge at the open bar ...
Don't forget that your boss doesn't want to embarrass him or herself in front of the employees and probably stopped after two drinks. Which means that what seems to you like a great bonding moment is actually, in their much more sober memory, something much more slurred and embarrassing.

3. Before your don your favorite micro-mini dress ...
You still have to go back to the office the next day. Do you really want your boss or co-workers to forever associate you with a wardrobe malfunction? Because trust us, no matter how well you do your job, if you accidentally bared a bit too much flesh at the holiday office party, that's all anyone will ever remember you for.

4. Oh yeah, and about that photocopier...
If you're drunk enough to think this is a good idea, then you're also drunk enough to accidentally leave the print-outs in the tray for someone to find the next morning. Also, that glass isn't as sturdy as it looks. Besides, the photocopier is such a cliche. If you're going to embarrass yourself at the party, at least be original about it so that it's a funny story the next day. There's nothing funny about a broken, smeared photocopier -- just ask the poor dude who has to fix it.

Source: EmAndLo.com

TIPS FOR GIFT WRAPPING

Buying gifts can be a pain, but having to wrap them adds insult to injury.

According to TheBachelorGuy.com, here are some ways to weasel out of wrapping gifts -- or at least minimize the pain and hassle:

1. Whenever possible, buy pre-wrapped gifts.

2. Go to the mall and have the Girl Scouts wrap your presents.

3. Buy fancy gift bags at the Dollar Store. Dropping presents in a bag is much easier than cutting and wrapping and taping. (Garbage bags work great, too.)

4. Aluminum foil makes good wrapping paper because it actually clings to the gift. No tape! Just smush it on there and tie the top together with a rubber band.

Source: The Bachelor Guy

The 5 Worst Gifts For Dad (Posted 3:00 AM, 12/17/2009)

Are you clueless when it comes to what to buy your Dad at Christmas? It doesn't have to be that hard. Start by avoiding these five gifts that are tacky, overdone, or just thoughtless. 1. Socks. Why do so many people think dad wants socks for Christmas? I mean, he buys them all year long when he needs 'em so why do we think that we need to buy him more when Christmas comes around? Socks show no thought on your part and that isn't a good thing when you're trying to make dad feel special on Christmas, or any other holiday! 2. Ties. This isn't a good gift for your dad on Christmas or any other holiday, either. Seriously, how many ties does your dad really need? No originality at all in this gift. All this gift does is show that you waited until the last minute and then grabbed something for him on your way out of the store. Nice. 3. Singing stuffed animals. While you may think these are cute, they're probably bound to annoy your dad senseless. This is a no-no for Christmas, or Father's Day, or anything else. Please, if you see one of these, move right past it and on to another Christmas gift for your dad. 4. Any get-fit gadget. Let's not remind dad that he's gained a little weight this Christmas. Save that for a later time. Let him be happy on Christmas and not be all worried about what he looks like for the rest of the day. 5. Anything that says "World's Greatest Dad." These seem cute and thoughtful, right? Wrong! These are not thoughtful for your dad. We should be thinking about what he wants on Christmas. This screams, "I waited until the last minute because I don't care that much about you -- hope you like it." If you absolutely must give him a gift like this, at least make it yourself. Use your head and think about what your dad really wants this Christmas. Being thoughtful will put a smile on his face. Try to find something for your dad the day before and he will know it! Source: Associated Content

Thursday(Posted 3:00 AM, 12/17/2009)

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Sarah Jessica Parker (Have You Heard About the Morgans?) Bonnie Hunt (synd) -- Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds) The View (ABC) -- Saoirse Ronan and Emily Blunt (The Lovely Bones) Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- John Krasinski (The Office) Jay Leno (NBC) -- Sam Worthington (Avatar) David Letterman (CBS) -- Jude Law (Sherlock Holmes) Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- John Krasinski (The Office) Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Rachel McAdams (Sherlock Holmes) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Sigourney Weaver (Avatar) George Lopez (TNT) -- Ray Romano (Men of a Certain Age) Jimmy Fallon (NBC) -- Boyz II Men N-B-C airs Saturday Night Live Presents: A Very Gil

Have A GREAT Thursday
RC