WEDNESDAY 1/13

Today....Reading Royal Tics..........TNA Wrestlin tics.........Brain Drain....plus more!

Todays Brain Drain Question:

BESIDES SHOES AND NORMAL CLOTHING, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IN OVER 50% OF THE CLOSETS IN AMERICA?

A-JERSEY OF THEIR FAV. TEAM (WINNER)

4 THINGS NOT TO JOKE ABOUT WITH HIM

Sure, he loves your sense if humor ... but there are a few topics that are off-limits.

1. His Future Hair Loss. Lots of guys stress about losing their hair. And if there's even a hint of thinning -- it's a sore subject.

2. His Paltry Paycheck. When a guy's salary doesn't stack up, his ego can suffer. Is that thinking a little 1950s? Sure, but that doesn't make it any less true. Don't turn down that raise or anything, but don't make your man feel like he isn't earning enough.

3. His Mom. Know how you can mock your own family, but would deck anyone else who tries? Moms (and sisters, frankly) are off limits.

4. His Member. Keep jokes about his unit to yourself -- there's NOTHING he'll find funny about it.

Source: Cosmo.com

ON THE TUBE: Wednesday(Posted 3:00 AM, 1/13/2010)

Regis & Kelly (synd) -- Tim Gunn (Project Runway) The View (ABC) -- Joan Rivers Ellen DeGeneres (synd) -- Josh Holloway Jon Stewart (Comedy Central) -- Ringo Starr Jay Leno (NBC) -- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Tooth Fairy) George Lopez (TBS) -- Charles Barkley David Letterman (CBS) -- Denzel Washington (The Book of Eli) Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Rob Lowe (Brothers and Sisters) Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Aziz Ansari (24) Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Richard Lewis T-V Land kicks off another season of High School Reunion. Tosh Two-Point-Oh returns to Comedy Central.

HAVE A GREAT DAY
RC